Death in the Taproom
OVERVIEW
| Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
|---|---|---|---|
| Amanda Bynes (38) | Yoko Ono (91) | 70.75 | 585 |
CELEBRITIES
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Sean Combs | Can't settle on a name | 11/4/1969 | 55 | 45 | |
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Mitch McConnell | Turtle Shit | 2/20/1942 | 82 | 18 | |
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Amanda Bynes | Nick's dream girl until she cleaned up her act. | 4/3/1986 | 38 | 62 | |
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Tim Curry | Rocky Horror | 4/19/1946 | 78 | 22 | |
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Jay-Z | Proof that ugly dudes with money can marry hot women | 12/4/1969 | 55 | 45 | |
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Yoko Ono | Fingernails on a chalkboard personified | 2/18/1933 | 91 | 9 | |
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Vince Neil | Motley Crue | 2/8/1961 | 63 | 37 | |
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Christie Brinkley | Made a living out of being attractive | 2/2/1954 | 70 | 30 | |
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Rosie O'Donnell | Used to be funny | 3/21/1962 | 62 | 38 | |
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Kate Micucci | Garfunkel and Oates | 3/31/1980 | 44 | 54 | |
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Bret Michaels | Poison... take some, please | 3/15/1963 | 61 | 39 | |
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Nancy Pelosi | Ineffective democratic leader | 3/26/1940 | 84 | 16 | |
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Jack Hanna | America's weak attempt to copy Steve Irwin | 1/2/1947 | 78 | 22 | |
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Dan Schneider | Do NOT let him watch your kid! | 1/14/1966 | 59 | 41 | |
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Phil Collins | In the Air Tonight | 1/30/1951 | 73 | 27 | |
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Morgan Freeman | Shawshank Redemption | 6/1/1937 | 87 | 13 | |
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Joe Biden | He tried | 11/20/1942 | 82 | 18 | |
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Terry Bradshaw | Was bald at the age of 12 | 9/2/1948 | 76 | 24 | |
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Christopher Lloyd | Did a movie about time travel | 10/22/1938 | 86 | 14 | |
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Michael Caine | Decorated actor that did Miss Congeniality anyway | 3/14/1933 | 91 | 9 |